Typeface Sluts!

So we got given a few projects to tie over the christmas holidays, the most visual of which was to create a type 'tart' card. The brief was to look at tart cards which prostitutes leave in phone booths, basically there business cards, and a mixture of typefaces, we then had to create one of our own, based around the characteristics of the typeface we chose, the funnier the better, good thing I have a filthy mind, made coming up with some puns rather easy. 

It was a brief circulated within the design community and some of the submissions are brilliant. http://www.wallpaper.com/sex-issue/tart-cards

This is my attempt at creating one would like some feedback please, theres a few more idea's in the works also so this may not be a final.